"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
Happy Birthday dearest Robert!
My inspiration and my idol.
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
This movie is a masterpiece.
- Outside the bedroom: EXCUSE ME I am a classy strong woman who demands respect do not patronize me you fucks
- Inside the bedroom: Oh Master I'm a dirty little slut please slap me tie me up gag me and choke me i belong to you