evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids


veta-may:

Happy Birthday dearest Robert!

My inspiration and my idol.

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

image

that gif is perfectly looped wtf


earth-oddity:

This movie is a masterpiece.


sh1re:

happy easter

  • Outside the bedroom: EXCUSE ME I am a classy strong woman who demands respect do not patronize me you fucks
  • Inside the bedroom: Oh Master I'm a dirty little slut please slap me tie me up gag me and choke me i belong to you

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